PSYCHO PSYCHOLOGIST

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of ClingWrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

...

"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?"

"Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win. If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex. If I was on time, I was compulsive."

...


To the left is my bro, the psychologist in the family!