BLOW ME!
No flying pigs in Cortona, just half the tiles from the roof and three quarters of the bricks from the wall. Thankfully no one walked passed whilst the gale force winds were doing their best to blow the flat off the top of the building and knobble passer-bys with bits of debris. It’s Tuscany in Spring!! Unfortunately the gas heating system didn’t like the winds either so I can now confirm that cryogenisation of the first layers of skin does nothing to reduce wrinkles. In fact, I think it makes them worse as muscles twitch to generate heat.