WEEK ONE IN CORTONA.
Lovely charming Etruscan medieval village perched on the top of a hill; where St Francis and St Margherita lived, and where Begnini shot some of La Vita e Bella. But, not where supermarkets are. Ohhh, not essential in the life of global travellers? Wrong!!! Who does not need a toilet duck????
So down into the valley I went and round my first Italian Coop I glided - only to find that I was being followed by a rather strange individual. This non-shopping male kept reappearing behind each isle. Even in the female sanitary section… After hiding behind the salamis for a while, I managed to make my way to the car park unnoticed and Schumachered back up the hill.